🛡️ HeartGuard Antivirus Pro v14.02
Scanning heart for emotional threats...
Initializing scan...
⚠️ Threats Detected:
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butterflies_in_stomach.exe
PERMANENT
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cant_stop_smiling.dll
CHRONIC
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heart_eyes_when_you_walk_in.sys
TERMINAL
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thinking_about_you_24_7.bat
INFINITE
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hopelessly_in_love.rom
NO CURE
⚠️ WARNING: These threats are deeply embedded in the heart's core system and CANNOT be removed. Recommended action: Accept your fate and be my Valentine forever.